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Listen. I'm not going to bullshit you. Lots of bakeries get their dough delivered parbaked, throw it in the oven and sell it for like... a lot, probably. Not me. I *bake* this shit. I mix the flour with the water, add the preferment, let it autolyse and all that good shit. Several folds too probably. Unless I'm too lazy haha. No, I'm not. And then I score that shit and bake it.

Look at this motherfucker


It has some kind of goddamn inclusions in it
Probably real tasty, some kind of berries or some shit
Imagine eating this thing and it's all great, and you go like oh my god this freaking sourdough is amazing
And suddenly you bite into one of these little taste nuggets and it explodes in your mouth
and then you go holy shit I'll have a stroke right here right now and it's all okay because you've just eaten the best thing there ever was or ever will be
So order one of these Mofos for yourself, sit down and accept your fate.

(In reality, you would describe some of your services here. Deliveries, catering or whatever. I'll come up with a good way to visually present this when we talk about what you actually want to offer :)
Cool bread

Now have some goddamn pictures

About me

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Jeffrey Hamelman

Artisan Baker

Why won't you look at this handsome motherfucker. He started with nothing but a dream and with dedication and hard work, eventually became the universially accepted best sourdough baker in the world. Also, I know what you're thinking, "oh no, I don't want a photo of me here". Do it. It's mandatory. A website which wants to sell something needs a personal touch, people want to see from who they're buying. At the VERY LEAST, have a photo of you with your head cut off, in front of a nice table filled with bread or something. So that it looks like you're not hiding, you're putting the product in the center of attention or something. But really, you should have a photo of yourself here.

So, what u wanna do now buddy? U wanna fite? We don't hav 2 fite buddy. I can make u sum bread.

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